The Grand Illusion

DON'T RUSH, DIE SLOW

It’s senior year of college for sorority sister Emily Young, and Sigma Lambda Theta is having elections for house president. Wanting to have a killer year, Emily realizes she might just be the best option for her sorority. While beginning her campaign, she finds an adorable sloth that steals her heart and soon realizes this new exotic pet just might help her steal the hearts (and votes) of her sorority sisters. But when bodies slowly begin to pile up in the Sigma Lambda Theta house, Emily and her sorority sisters realize the deaths are being caused by their new house mascot, the cuddly sloth, Alpha. Will Emily and her sisters escape the house with their lives? Or is this death-sloth with three razor sharp claws too quick for them?

“Slotherhouse is not only a bonkers when-animals-attack midnight treat, but also a competent collegiate comedy that stands on its own merits.” Matt Donato, IGN Movies

“Overall, it’s exactly as absurd as it sounds, but in the best way.” Bill Goodykoontz, The Arizona Republic