CYBORG VS. CYBORG BATTLE NIGHT
Welcome to the future, where it's cyborg against vampire-cyborg in a battle to enslave humanity!
EVIL VAMPIRE CYBORG: Massive mechanical claw arm. Gratuitously excessive salivation. Scarlet helper parrot.
MESSIANIC CYBORG ASSASIN: Mega martial arts skills. Protective leathery skin. Sexy helper human.
WHO WILL INHERIT THE EARTH?
One night only! Never released on DVD! Only $3! ONLY ON VHS!